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Welcome to Teivovo's easy-to-read, easy-to-offend, no-holds-barred jokes section.
Teivovo humour warning:
– Some jokes (R) are not suitable for children...
– None is suitable for persons lacking humour...
– Most jokes herein have absolutely nothing to do with rugby, but who cares?
089 – (sound bite)
The Stomach Party
090 - Sore rugby
A Samoan rugby player went to the doctor and said: "I've just been playing rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, arms, head, tummy - everywhere - it really hurt."
After inspection, the doctor replied: "You've broken your finger."
091
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a NZ rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the NZ fan - twice.
Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final?
A. The All Blacks
092
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CONTENTS
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105-108
mirror mirror, scared scale, sharp lady, stray bar
101-104
hair dryer, ink lick, kermit xray, lazy dog
097-100
cube house, dirty dog, dirty wife, fast snail
093-096
Bang nail, caution men, cow rings, croc letter
090-092
Sore rugby, Q&A, Have you seen my cat
089 – (sound bite)
The Stomach Party
088 (movie):
Warning to zoo keepers
087 (movie):
How to counter the All Blacks
084-086:
Nightmares,
From the courts
Drink & Personality
078-083:
New coat,
Ankle warmers
At the Doctor's,
Disneyland
Blondes
076-077:
Complaints,
Blondes,
Ever wonder?
Top tips
074-075:
Breast enlarger,
Shopping for men
072-073:
Springbok diaries,
Best bar in town
070-071:
Top tips,
the honesty of man
068-069:
5 stages of drunkenness,
Men, lovely men
066-067:
Today's special,
Beer essentials
065:
All Black problem
063-064:
Divorced Barbie,
New Zealand lamb
061-062:
Avid hunter,
Two engineers
059-060:
Blonde drivers,
Blonde news
057-058: (jpg)
Please, God...
You are here!
055-056: (jpg)
Island in the sun,
Honey, I can explain
054:
Horses' behinds
051-053:
Courage, Don't do drugs, Man from Minsk
049-050:
Sports commentary,
Costume party
047-048:
Gift swapping,
The value of undies
045-046:
Cuckoo,
Blonde breast-stroke
044:
Old farts
041-043:
Microsoft Word for blondes, Blind man in Suva; Blondes have more fun
039-040:
Winter fun: Xmas cake
037-038:
Xmas hangovers, Xmas card
036: (Movie)
Japanese chocolate stick TV advert
035: (R)
Test of manhood
034:
Daughter's letter home from college
033:
In-flight announcements
032:
Why men battle to wake up
031: (jpg)
Office supplies
030: (jpg)
Kiwi on a date
029: (jpg)
Work-related injury #1
028: (jpg)
Why women are better drivers than men
027: (jpg)
Beer
025-026 (R):
Differences in our daily lives–1; Differences in our daily lives–2
024:
Sporting quotes
021-023 (R):
Women-1; Women-2; Women-3
020:
Short but sweet
015-019:
The Vatukoula dog; Popular man that Hart; Not this one again; The Goldminers; Rugby one-liners
013-014:
Men-1; Men-2
010-012:
Alcohol warning; Company policy creation; Test your blondeness
007-009:
The Kiwi and the gorilla; Tiger, tiger burning bright; Suva taxi drivers
004-006:
The last virgin; The Kiwi grocery boy; Undying love
001-003:
Politics for kids; Peacekeeping hits America; US election outcome
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